....Obsessed with Eyeshadow, Kids Make Me Feel Old, and I'm Sick....

FOR SOME REASON, I AM ON A MISSION TO FIND THE DEEPEST, BRIGHTEST, MOST VIVID PINK EYESHADOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN. I don't know why. I used to put a base of either lip balm or gloss on my eyelid to make my eyeshadow as thick as possible. That shit flew when I was a kid. I don't know if I could do that now. I think maybe I did that until I was 21 or so....oh yes, so long ago....soooo long ago....LOL

I don't know, the closer I get to 30 the more I realize a lot of things from my past are old, and kids eighteen and down look at me like I'm crazy. "The Ninja Turtles had pupils!!" and "Ghostbusters are awesome," mostly end up being dusted off with "what the heck is that?" It makes me feel old. I'm not OLD! I'm 26!! You kids SUCK!!! You also have no taste. "Hannah Montana"? BITCH!! TRY "JEM"!

You want a 'secret rockstar'? You got one!!!

Okay, so maybe I'm making myself old. Who knows. Whatever the case, you guys are mean. I miss a lot of stuff from when I was kid though, like, oh, I don't know, a TONIGHT SHOW HOST THAT GETS TO KEEP HIS SHOW IN THE SAME TIME SLOT IT'S BEEN IN SINCE FOREVER????!??!!
(Sorry....had to. People are dying in Haiti, send them money.)

Anyways....I'm sick, I'm getting over it...but....it sucks. Oh well. I'm tired and stuffed up, and I fell asleep talking to Sister. Bad, bad, bad. MEH!!!

OH well...
HERE'S THE GRATUITOUS CHRIS ISAAK PICTURE:

That's a good looking man right there. <3

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT PIPPLEZ!!!

~Moni