....Obsessed with Eyeshadow, Kids Make Me Feel Old, and I'm Sick....

FOR SOME REASON, I AM ON A MISSION TO FIND THE DEEPEST, BRIGHTEST, MOST VIVID PINK EYESHADOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN. I don't know why. I used to put a base of either lip balm or gloss on my eyelid to make my eyeshadow as thick as possible. That shit flew when I was a kid. I don't know if I could do that now. I think maybe I did that until I was 21 or so....oh yes, so long ago....soooo long ago....LOL

I don't know, the closer I get to 30 the more I realize a lot of things from my past are old, and kids eighteen and down look at me like I'm crazy. "The Ninja Turtles had pupils!!" and "Ghostbusters are awesome," mostly end up being dusted off with "what the heck is that?" It makes me feel old. I'm not OLD! I'm 26!! You kids SUCK!!! You also have no taste. "Hannah Montana"? BITCH!! TRY "JEM"!

You want a 'secret rockstar'? You got one!!!

Okay, so maybe I'm making myself old. Who knows. Whatever the case, you guys are mean. I miss a lot of stuff from when I was kid though, like, oh, I don't know, a TONIGHT SHOW HOST THAT GETS TO KEEP HIS SHOW IN THE SAME TIME SLOT IT'S BEEN IN SINCE FOREVER????!??!!
(Sorry....had to. People are dying in Haiti, send them money.)

Anyways....I'm sick, I'm getting over it...but....it sucks. Oh well. I'm tired and stuffed up, and I fell asleep talking to Sister. Bad, bad, bad. MEH!!!

OH well...
HERE'S THE GRATUITOUS CHRIS ISAAK PICTURE:

That's a good looking man right there. <3

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT PIPPLEZ!!!

~Moni

....I Wear A Lot Of Eyeshadow, I love Scotts and Aussies, and a Gratuitous Chris Isaak Picture....

FOR A LOT OF MY LIFE, ever since I was allowed to put on make up,I've been wearing every colour, in every way, and I know not the word moderation. I don't wear make up often, but when I do start putting on my foundation I know it's gonna take me a while to put my face on.
A lot of girls have their routine, my mom has had the same make up routine for my entire life. I a have a routine: put on foundation, choose my eye shadow colours (never just one), line the bottom of my eyes with pencil liner, start my eyeshadow....that's where it starts getting complicated. It's got to be thick, it's got to be bright. Pink and black is my favourite, all kinds of blue and greens are welcome, and somewhere in there I end up putting on my liquid liner (cats eye baby) mascara, and blush.
I know what you're wondering...."what DOES this clown face look like!" well....it's not bad:

I happen to be wearing brown shadow in this picture, this is my best impression of Stevie Nicks' make up.
Today I got so much blue eyeshadow on my cheeks I had to wipe off the foundation on my cheeks and start over.

On to the Aussie/Scotts part: I LOVE THEM. I want to go to both these places so bad I can't even believe it!! I found out today that one of my Steviehomies I have been talking to for a long time is FROM Glasgow. I was amazed! I have CI homie from the same place! I gotta get to Glasgow, even if it's not what I think it might be!!!
A ton of my CI friends are from Australia, and I take this as a sign. I always seem to make Aussie friends, I think I need to go there. Maybe the man I supposed to marry lives there! That would be great!

And before I go:

He's so hot. LOL

~Moni