....Tyra Sanchez, Doctor Who, and Other Stuff I Was Too Lazy To Blog About When It Happened....

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL!! I ACTUALLY REALLY ENDED UP LIKING TYRA SANCHEZ AT THE END. She truly is a badass. I am a bonafide RuPaul's Drag Race fan, and can't wait to see RuPaul's Drag U!! HELL! I JUST LOVE RuPAUL!! I never used to really watch reality TV, but when it's this awesome I can't help it. I enjoyed this season's dragness even more than the last.

I agreed with Ru's decision. Tyra got off her ASS and worked it. WORKED. IT. I was so happy she won because, even if JuJubee is fabu, and even though Raven is a star, neither of them were working as hard. If you ask me, Juju got by on her story. She was charming because she looked like a real girl and because she was adorable. Raven needed to stop hating. I adored watching her be beautiful, but damn, girl, you need to let somebody earn their sunshine.

All that aside, it's been a busy TV watching month for me.

Lately I've been watching a lot of shows that I would not have before. I started to watch Doctor Who after the suggestion of my little Sisser. I liked David Tennant, he was funny, and Catherine Tate was interesting enough. I had seen some of her sketch show. I really did love the episodes that I saw.

I thought, "I should be watching this show but I'm too lazy. It's too far gone. The Doctor's already about to 'regenerate'." So, when I saw the adverts for the new season, and when I saw Matt Smith....GURRRLLL....he looks just like MY MAN!! (You know which man, I'm not highlighting that one.) BECAUSE of that I couldn't take my eyes off of him. I mean really, it's CREEPY how much he resembles Isaak. I ashamed to admit that this is why I've started watching it. I LOVE IT!! I love the stories, I love Karen Gillan! I LOVE THIS SHOW....and I sorta like looking at Matt. But only because he looks SOOOOOOO much like Chris. It's like I could have TWO of them. I can't of course, but that would rock beyond belief.

Anyways, I'm done being pervy now.

Last night I slept in my new house for the first time, and let me tell you I slept HORRIBLE. But it was okay. I love my room, I love my new bed, I love the fact that I'm gonna be able to live with my big Sisser!! I'm so happy.

Also, my aunts labor is being induced so I might have a new cousin tonight. I'm already and an auntie waiting for her new nephew to arrive, so happy that I'm gonna have TWO little boys that I love so much my heart is spilling over! BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Guess that's it for the moment, but I might have more inane bullshit later!! Thanks for reading, if you do!!

And NOW....

THE GRATUITOUS CHRIS ISAAK PICTURE!!!

SHIT! SORRY!! I get them confused.

Oh yeah, that's what Moni likes. I love you baby!<3

HAZ A GOOD NIGHT PIPPLEZ!!

~Moni

....Almost....THERE!!!....

OH MY GOD. I MIGHT HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN SOON!! It's a good thing everything is still packed. Feels like we've been reaching into nothingness for some time now. I'll be honest, the most I've had on my mind is getting the money to see Chris Isaak again. And not just the one ticket. I want the V.I.P package. Dammit I want my PICTURE!!! Actually that's a lie. I've been thinking about anything that makes it seem as if my life has some sort of roots. I am temporarily living in the house my mom and her boyfriend are renting. My clothes are here, my bed is here, and my stuff is in the garage in boxes, getting dusty. My posters are rolled up and sitting on my entertainment desk, and I miss having my cave. I miss my room a lot.

But truly, I am ready, finally at the age of 26, to be on my own. YES it's lame but it's true. It would be nice to be able to do, wear, or say something without worrying what my mom thinks. Even if in the years we've lived together there's probably not a lot I haven't said or done, or worn. But I will miss her, but it'll be okay. I'm happy to finally be able to live with my best friend.

I've been sleeping deep and dreaming crazy shit. I've been hungry and sick at the same time, and I've had legs so sore you'd think I'd been riding horses. (Go ahead, make a sex joke, I"m sure you will.) I've been watching Drag Queens be fabulous and lip sync for their lives, I've watched my man sit in Bhutan and be a sexy piece of ass. I took a nap this afternoon and woke up at 5:00 pm thinking I was late for work. I went to Carlsbad, NM after a week of pretending I wasn't in town, ate twinkies and watched television with my Sis. Frankly, I'm fucking tired.

I think I should go to sleep.

On that note, here's the gratuitous Chris Isaak picture!

HAZ A GOOD NIGHT PIPPLEZ!!
~Moni

....RuPaul's Drag Race, Varla Jean Merman, and Why I love Drag Queens....

I ALMOST FEEL, AS A STRAIGHT GIRL, I HAVE NO REAL AUTHORITY TO WRITE THIS LATEST ENTRY. But I love drag queens oh so much. I watched the entire first season of "Rupaul's Drag Race" for two reasons: One, I have always loved RuPaul since I first saw her. I think I was like 8. Two, drag queens make me wish I was gay boy so I could join them. I mean I COULD dress up, but then I would just be an over done woman. I already wear a neck-breaking amount of eyeshadow and liner.

Anyways, the first season was great!! They were all very good, looked hella sexy, and in some instances, I forgot they were boys. Shannel impressed me something crazy. She said she was showgirl, and damned if she didn't work it. I loved it all. I loved Nina Flowers, she even more stunning!! AND BEBE ZAHARA BENET!!! What a gorgeous Jungle Woman!! I'm telling you, the girls last year were awesome. Now I'm not saying the girls this year are awful, they're just not, to me, trying as hard as last year. They're all sort of, well, skanky. I like Raven....she's pretty. I don't know....maybe I just like my drag queens a little more AMAZING.

LIKE VARLA JEAN MERMAN!! I'm absolutely in LOVE with her.

I saw her the other night on one of Logo's stand-up specials, OHHHH MY GOD so funny and pretty!! She was a freaking dirty slut and sang some kick ass original songs, check out "Pearl Necklace". I'm telling you, pee your pants funny!!!

I'm really not sure why drag queens appeal to me. Maybe it's the clothes, or maybe the make up, or the fact that a man can just put on some make up, and look way better than I ever have in a dress. I've seen some absolutely beautiful queens, and have dug them all!!! I guess, I just appreciate the art form they work so hard at.

GOD BLESS YOU BEAUTIFUL LADY BOYS!!! <3

AND NOW, THE GRATUITOUS CHRIS ISAAK PICTURE!!!

Could you be, the most beautiful boy in the world?? LOL

HAZ A GOOD NIGHT PIPPLEZ!! <3
~Moni