....Hello Sweetie....

I KNOW I SAID MY NEXT POST WOULD BE DOCTOR-LESS....but the last two episodes were awesome, and I cheated and watched the season finale. Why, you may ask, did I do this? Well, dude, if you had seen the end of "The Pandorica Opens" you would have been just like I was. I stood up, screamed "DAAHHHH!!!" and demanded that I see the next part. My Sisser, who usually talks me out of watching the next episode online, agreed that we should be able to see the next part.

I was feeling stuck when "The Pandorica Opens" ended with Amy in Rory's arms, after Rory had been dead and forgotten, and the Doctor inside of the Pandorica screaming "LISTEN TO ME!!!" Not to mention that Rory, (who is plastic, apparently) has involuntarily shot Amy in the stomach with a gun that came out of his hand.

WHAT!!?!?!!? I was having none of this crap.

(Rory's crazy gun hand thing)

Like I told you before, I knew he'd get out, how? I wasn't sure. What did we learn from "The Pandorica Opens"? Well, that that crack had been eating at Amy's life. I mean I guess I could have gotten that from the second half (sorry LOL) but when the Doctor looked at Amy and asked her "Doesn't it bother you that your life doesn't make sense?" I was like, well that crack done ate her Mama!

STILL! I had to know!!

So, we popped the popcorn, got our stuff together, and here's where Doctor Song would say "Spoilers!!!"

So seriously, if you haven't seen "The Big Bang" turn back now.

This episode was freaking amazing. AMAZING!! We see little Amelia again, and this time when he prays for someone to come and help her, no one shows up. She's just as cute as ever and is painting stars in the sky....which wouldn't be unusual, but because River Song exploded the Tardis, there are no stars, no other planets, just the earth alone in the vaccuum of space, heated by the explosion from our favourite blue box.

But I'm getting ahead....

Amelia is in bed as her Aunt Sharon is showing her kiddie shrink out the door, (remember, she bit them all LOL) she is eavesdropping when someone slips a note into her mail slot. What is it? It's a museum foldout!!

Amelia opens it to see a circle and an arrow pointing to that damned Pandorica!!

Not to mention the note on the back that says "Come along, Pond". (That cuted me OUT!!)

So, little Amelia decides to go to the museum, b-lines it for the Pandorica section, and notices a sticky note on the Pandorica that reads "Stick around Pond". So she runs away from her (bitchy) Aunt and hides until the museum closes.

Of course, this is the part where I was getting all nutso and saying "THE DOCTOR!! LET HIM OUT!!!" because I've developed a crush on Matt Smith (or the Doctor I'm not sure) and I wanted to get him out because no doubt it had been a long time!!

Of course Little Amelia watches in amazement as the Pandorica (how many times did I type this?) OPENS to reveal....AMY POND?!???!

How did Amy get in there? I'm not telling. You need to see it from then on. Just know that Fezes are not cool, and that The Doctor is the goddamn man!

Oh, yeah and "The Lodger" was cute and creepy as hell (boffo footballing scenes, he just showed off a lot LOL), and this was the best part of the whole thing:

Naked Doctor. Yum!!

So that's pretty much it!! I'm still gonna have Doctor Who Margarita Saturday, coz I NEED to see the season finale again!! It was soooooo good!! AMY AND RORY'S WEDDING!! AHHHH!!! LOVE!!

AND NOW THE GRATUITOUS CHRIS ISAAK PICTURE!!

AND BABY, "AMERICAN IDOL"!??!?!?! PLEASE DON'T!!!

Haz a good night, PIPPLEZ!!!

~Moni