....Doctor Who and My Whole New Level of Nerd....

SO, LAST NIGHT, ON DOCTOR WHO "MARGARITA SATURDAY" I bought myself a sonic screwdriver. Not just ANY sonic screwdriver, but the 11th Doctor's sonic screwdriver. Now, this came as a surprise to me. YES!! Ladies and Gents, I did surprise myself as I ordered a replica of the tool the Doctor uses for everything (except a screwdriver). I have even decided my halloween costume this year, and yes, you guessed it, I will be The Doctor.

Now reading that whole thing back to myself, I have realized, even if my sister says it isn't true, that I have crawled onto a whole new platform, a new level of nerd that I didn't know existed. I will tell you that it's NICE to have a new obsession! It's nice to be in love with something fresh and new.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still that rockabilly gypsy you all know and love, but I do wonder how much more there is to me. Clearly, science fiction fangirl never crossed my mind.

Of course, I am strictly an Eleven kind of girl.

Matt Smith is one hot timelord. I absolutely love him as the doctor, love him in his little bow tie and suspenders, love his little quips and jumbles. I love to watch him be the Doctor. Beyond that, my love for him seems to stay aboard the Tardis.

And my Amy Pond love is huge! I usually don't like cute girls on TV because they fake their way through it all. They just don't TRY because they are so cute. Well, Karen Gillan is cute, yes, but she makes Amy Pond funny and smart, wonderful and quirky. I dig that. I dig that she's doing her job as an actress: making me believe she's a wide eyed Doctor's companion.

Now, so far I've only seen up to Episode 6, "The Vampires of Venice". Everyone else who actually has the BBC (you're probably not watching Ramsey's Fucking Kitchen Nightmares 99 percent of the goddamn time) is already two episodes ahead of me, and BBC America isn't showing the next episode until June 5th.

That's not that far away, right? I'll be fine.

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! BUT NOBODY TELL ME!!! I actually REALLY wanna know if Rory, (Amy's fiance) is actually gonna stick around for as long as I think he might, because he might not grow on me. OH well, at least I will have Matt to stare at.

Anyways, back to my Level of Nerd.

Tonight my Nikki-Sisser bought me a Doctor Who eleventh doctor action figure. Complete with the screwdriver, and the body, of the tenth Doctor. I let out this weird Pod People scream when I saw it, too. Above that was Tardis Talking Bank. HOLY CHRIST!! Somewhere to keep my Chris Isaak ticket money!! LOVE!!

I left with the doll. I'm a sucker for a picture of Matt.

She assured me this was nothing like the Level of Nerd I had reached when I watched seaQuest. Of course, I was watching seaQuest for essentially the same reason I'm watching Doctor Who. A cute, skinny, light eyed white boy. For sure, they are my downfall.

I loved Jonathan for his big blue eyes, I love Chris for his big blue eyes and guitar playing and voice and ass and....*cough* sorry. I love Matt for his cuteness and whiteness, I guess. Of course I just learned he plays guitar. So, there's that.

Okay, well I'm getting sleepy. It's time for the.....

GRATUITOUS CHRIS ISAAK PICTURE!!

OH THANK YOU JESUS!!! HALLELUJAH!!

HAZ A GOOD NIGHT PIPPLEZ!!

~Moni

....Tyra Sanchez, Doctor Who, and Other Stuff I Was Too Lazy To Blog About When It Happened....

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL!! I ACTUALLY REALLY ENDED UP LIKING TYRA SANCHEZ AT THE END. She truly is a badass. I am a bonafide RuPaul's Drag Race fan, and can't wait to see RuPaul's Drag U!! HELL! I JUST LOVE RuPAUL!! I never used to really watch reality TV, but when it's this awesome I can't help it. I enjoyed this season's dragness even more than the last.

I agreed with Ru's decision. Tyra got off her ASS and worked it. WORKED. IT. I was so happy she won because, even if JuJubee is fabu, and even though Raven is a star, neither of them were working as hard. If you ask me, Juju got by on her story. She was charming because she looked like a real girl and because she was adorable. Raven needed to stop hating. I adored watching her be beautiful, but damn, girl, you need to let somebody earn their sunshine.

All that aside, it's been a busy TV watching month for me.

Lately I've been watching a lot of shows that I would not have before. I started to watch Doctor Who after the suggestion of my little Sisser. I liked David Tennant, he was funny, and Catherine Tate was interesting enough. I had seen some of her sketch show. I really did love the episodes that I saw.

I thought, "I should be watching this show but I'm too lazy. It's too far gone. The Doctor's already about to 'regenerate'." So, when I saw the adverts for the new season, and when I saw Matt Smith....GURRRLLL....he looks just like MY MAN!! (You know which man, I'm not highlighting that one.) BECAUSE of that I couldn't take my eyes off of him. I mean really, it's CREEPY how much he resembles Isaak. I ashamed to admit that this is why I've started watching it. I LOVE IT!! I love the stories, I love Karen Gillan! I LOVE THIS SHOW....and I sorta like looking at Matt. But only because he looks SOOOOOOO much like Chris. It's like I could have TWO of them. I can't of course, but that would rock beyond belief.

Anyways, I'm done being pervy now.

Last night I slept in my new house for the first time, and let me tell you I slept HORRIBLE. But it was okay. I love my room, I love my new bed, I love the fact that I'm gonna be able to live with my big Sisser!! I'm so happy.

Also, my aunts labor is being induced so I might have a new cousin tonight. I'm already and an auntie waiting for her new nephew to arrive, so happy that I'm gonna have TWO little boys that I love so much my heart is spilling over! BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Guess that's it for the moment, but I might have more inane bullshit later!! Thanks for reading, if you do!!

And NOW....

THE GRATUITOUS CHRIS ISAAK PICTURE!!!

SHIT! SORRY!! I get them confused.

Oh yeah, that's what Moni likes. I love you baby!<3

HAZ A GOOD NIGHT PIPPLEZ!!

~Moni